“AMMO – Not to be used against the enemy!”
“Working from home again I see – and what’s this one called?” – “I call it… TABLET!”
“That’s a good one – could be worth a few bob”.
A politician in training – “OK! So, I’ve mastered the ‘smile’ – now what?”
A politician in training – “OK! So, I’ve mastered the ‘smile’ – now what?”
“What just happened?” “Dunno, but I like your tie!”
UK 2024 Election – landslide victory for the Labour Party.
“A chance for real change at No. 10 – A new beginning or the beginning of more of the same?”
Tories trashed as the Labour Party achieve landslide victory – but will this translate to an era of better politics or will it deliver just more of the same?
“Why don’t politicians get lost? Because they follow the polls!”
“Shame then that some have lost their moral compass!”
“Are you a glass half empty or a glass half full sort of guy?” “Well… when it comes to politics, I’m just empty!”
“Meet Bill and Bet!”
UK Election betting scandal mars politicians and the police!
Just when you think the state of UK politics couldn’t get any worse… it does!
The ‘clicky’ inner circles of both the Conservative and of the Labour Party with their mucky little antics – placing bets on the date of the UK election – KNOWING THE OUTCOME!!
Why would anyone behave in this way?
No wonder the public are utterly disenfranchised with politics. The morally bankrupt behaviour and greed shown by some in both the Conservative and Labour Party is breathtaking and bereft of any basic moral compass.
These people are broken and should not be in positions of trust representing our country.
And the police too!
Billy and Betty off to place their bets!
“SS Sunak – rats deserting the Sinking Ship!”
SS Sunak – rats deserting a Sinking Ship!
UK Election: I don’t know if it’s just me but… where are all the Conservative Party cabinet BIG hitters?
Sunak has very little support, if any from his cabinet!
Where is Jeremy Hunt, the Chancellor of the Exchequer for example?
He’s not that visible on the election campaign trail. His absence could easily be construed as ‘distinctly unhelpful.’
Where is he?
“Here… I think you may need this!”
Take cover!
UK election engulfed in yet another politically charged fallout from scandalous greed driven morally bankrupt politicians, and police. All connected to the inner workings of a failed government bereft of any sense of moral duty. The opposition Party are implicated too!
Why?
Is this really the best we can do?
“I’ve got a hot tip – place your bet on No. 10 to come in on 4th July!”
Bonkers Bookies Betting Office – Bet UK!
UK Election – “Place your bets here!”
Bet UK! Somebody needs to repair the Conservative Party moral compass – the Party have completely lost direction.
“I’ve been saving this for a rainy day, Mr. Sunak – but I think you might need it now.”
Bank of England offers no election help to Rishi Sunak as the UK interest rate is held at 5.25%. Not that they should.
But the UK inflation is on target now at 2% so that’s some consolation. The PM claimed credit as the inflation target was met – happily informing us that his plan was working. But isn’t it the job of the Bank of England to maintain inflation at 2%?
Not that they have done a very good job of that either.
“Vote Now! Pay Later. Our Deal. Labour”
UK Election – The Labour Party slogan is ‘CHANGE’ – but ‘CHANGE‘ to what?
I do not support any party. I have no idea what the Labour party stands for anymore. And as for the Conservatives – not a clue either – too many deceits and for far too long!
We have choice – but no choice!
“Haven’t you forgotten something?”
A soggy start to the UK election will likely have a ‘stormy’ ending for the Conservative Party.
“Let me introduce you to my secret election weapon – the election protection device – it can even stop rain!”
Election and UK politics
It started off soggy and now it’s just… wet!
“Plenty of potholes, poo, party politics and politicians but where are the policies to fix the real issues?”
‘Just a load of… p’s!’
Probably just unachievable pledges and false ‘election’ promises in the manifesto… again!
Election UK style. “Take me to your leader.” “Err… we don’t have one!”
Election UK style. “Take me to your leader.” “Err… we don’t have one!”
Election UK style – “New rules please!”
Conservative Party HQ – “I have a plan!”
How about if we sell ‘slogan’ advertising space on the lectern. ‘I Have a plan‘ and ‘Change‘ spring to mind. A plan to do what and a change to what… exactly?
“My new best friend… what makes you think I work from home?”
“My new best friend… what makes you think I work from home?”
Election selection UK style. “That’s my umbrella, give it back!” – ” No it’s not, it’s mine – besides, you don’t even know how to use it!”
UK election defence device to help stop you getting… ‘drowned out’.
Museum of Conservative Party artifacts
“Look at this… the actual umbrella Rishi Sunak didn’t use during the UK 2024 election announcement!”
“Even the stamps are made in China!”
BOGOFF! Buy one get one free offer!
What further depths of despair will the Post Office will sink to – fining people for unknowingly using fake stamps.
“Every vote counts – even the green one!”
Make-shift polling station
Bakery fakery!
“Do you ever get that sinking feeling?”
Vote for me. UK election date set: 4th July 2024
“What kind of wizardry is this – I just want a simple white loaf please!”
Science making a white bread taste like brown…
Hybrid ‘Hybread’ Bakery, where a white loaf tastes like wholegrain.
Why not just waste even more time on nonsense science… what’s the point?
