“AMMO – Not to be used against the enemy!”
2024-10-02
These are not to be used – DO NOT open!Read More →
“Working from home again I see – and what’s this one called?” – “I call it… TABLET!”
2024-09-30
“That’s a good one – could be worth a few bob”.Read More →
A politician in training – “OK! So, I’ve mastered the ‘smile’ – now what?”
2024-09-11
A politician in training – “OK! So, I’ve mastered the ‘smile’ – now what?”Read More →
“What just happened?” “Dunno, but I like your tie!”
2024-07-05
UK 2024 Election – landslide victory for the Labour Party.Read More →
“A chance for real change at No. 10 – A new beginning or the beginning of more of the same?”
2024-07-05
Tories trashed as the Labour Party achieve landslide victory – but will this translate to an era of better politics or will it deliver just more of the same?Read More →
“Why don’t politicians get lost? Because they follow the polls!”
2024-07-04
“Shame then that some have lost their moral compass!” “Are you a glass half empty or a glass half full sort of guy?” “Well… when it comes to politics, I’m just empty!”Read More →
UK Election – “Place your bets here!”
2024-06-25
Bet UK! Somebody needs to repair the Conservative Party moral compass – the Party have completely lost direction.Read More →
“Let me introduce you to my secret election weapon – the election protection device – it can even stop rain!”
2024-06-13
Election and UK politics It started off soggy and now it’s just… wet!Read More →
“Plenty of potholes, poo, party politics and politicians but where are the policies to fix the real issues?”
2024-06-11
‘Just a load of… p’s!’ Probably just unachievable pledges and false ‘election’ promises in the manifesto… again!Read More →
Conservative Party HQ – “I have a plan!”
2024-06-05
How about if we sell ‘slogan’ advertising space on the lectern. ‘I Have a plan‘ and ‘Change‘ spring to mind. A plan to do what and a change to what… exactly?Read More →
“Even the stamps are made in China!”
2024-05-28
BOGOFF! Buy one get one free offer! What further depths of despair will the Post Office will sink to – fining people for unknowingly using fake stamps.Read More →
“Every vote counts – even the green one!”
2024-05-24
Make-shift polling station Bakery fakery!Read More →
‘There’s nothing wrong with my memory. Now, what was it you wanted me to say?’
2024-02-09
A politician at a lecternRead More →
‘Congratulations, as you’re the only one able to spell ‘gover ‘n’ ment’ correctly – you’ve got the job. Would you like education or something a little less taxing like… the treasury?’
2024-02-07
. THE DEPARTMENT OF GOVERNMENT JOB DISTRIBUTION AND OTHER THINGS LIKE THATRead More →
‘Nothing to worry about here – everything is just fine and under control!’
2023-09-22
Please just carry on and go about your day-to-day business as usual…Read More →