“AMMO – Not to be used against the enemy!”
“Working from home again I see – and what’s this one called?” – “I call it… TABLET!”
“That’s a good one – could be worth a few bob”.
A politician in training – “OK! So, I’ve mastered the ‘smile’ – now what?”
A politician in training – “OK! So, I’ve mastered the ‘smile’ – now what?”
“What just happened?” “Dunno, but I like your tie!”
UK 2024 Election – landslide victory for the Labour Party.
“A chance for real change at No. 10 – A new beginning or the beginning of more of the same?”
Tories trashed as the Labour Party achieve landslide victory – but will this translate to an era of better politics or will it deliver just more of the same?
“Why don’t politicians get lost? Because they follow the polls!”
“Shame then that some have lost their moral compass!”
“Are you a glass half empty or a glass half full sort of guy?” “Well… when it comes to politics, I’m just empty!”
UK Election – “Place your bets here!”
Bet UK! Somebody needs to repair the Conservative Party moral compass – the Party have completely lost direction.
“Let me introduce you to my secret election weapon – the election protection device – it can even stop rain!”
Election and UK politics
It started off soggy and now it’s just… wet!
“Plenty of potholes, poo, party politics and politicians but where are the policies to fix the real issues?”
‘Just a load of… p’s!’
Probably just unachievable pledges and false ‘election’ promises in the manifesto… again!
Election UK style – “New rules please!”
Conservative Party HQ – “I have a plan!”
How about if we sell ‘slogan’ advertising space on the lectern. ‘I Have a plan‘ and ‘Change‘ spring to mind. A plan to do what and a change to what… exactly?
“Even the stamps are made in China!”
BOGOFF! Buy one get one free offer!
What further depths of despair will the Post Office will sink to – fining people for unknowingly using fake stamps.
“Every vote counts – even the green one!”
Make-shift polling station
Bakery fakery!
“Do as I say, not as I do!”
“Do as I say, not as I do!”
“You’re fired!” – “But I haven’t got YOUR job yet”.
‘There’s nothing wrong with my memory. Now, what was it you wanted me to say?’
A politician at a lectern
‘Congratulations, as you’re the only one able to spell ‘gover ‘n’ ment’ correctly – you’ve got the job. Would you like education or something a little less taxing like… the treasury?’
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THE DEPARTMENT OF GOVERNMENT JOB DISTRIBUTION AND OTHER THINGS LIKE THAT
‘I think we may have taken this ‘simplifying’ life thing a bit too far!’ ‘What do you think?’
‘Nothing to worry about here – everything is just fine and under control!’
Please just carry on and go about your day-to-day business as usual…
