The Sorry State of Modern International Diplomacy – it’s utterly surreal

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International diplomacy has always been a theatre of competing interests, strategic ambiguity, and the occasional flash of statesmanship.

Yet the scenes emerging from Davos yesterday seen to suggest something far more troubling: a descent into performative brinkmanship and schoolyard theatrics that would be unthinkable in any previous era of global leadership.

Tension and tariffs

At the centre of the storm was President Donald Trump, whose renewed push to acquire Greenland triggered a cascade of diplomatic tension.

Reports indicate he threatened tariffs of 10%, rising to 25%, on a range of European and NATO allies unless they agreed to sell the territory to the United States.

In the same breath, he suggested he could take Greenland by force—an extraordinary notion given that it is part of Denmark, a NATO member—before later reportedly insisting he would not actually pursue military action, as he added, he would be’ unstoppable’ if he did!

Spectacle

The spectacle did not end there. Trump’s Davos appearance was peppered with derision aimed at European leaders, including dismissive remarks about the UK and its prime minister, and barbed comments directed at France’s president.

His rhetoric framed long-standing allies as obstacles rather than partners, and NATO as a body that should simply acquiesce to American territorial ambitions.

In one speech, he declared the U.S. ‘must get Greenland‘, while markets reacted sharply to the escalating threats.

Fallout

Behind the bluster, NATO officials appeared to scramble to contain the fallout. By the end of the day, Trump announced he was withdrawing the tariff threats after agreeing to what he called a ‘framework of a future deal’ with NATO leadership.

However, details were conspicuously absent, and the announcement did little to restore confidence in the stability of transatlantic relations.

Childlike behaviour

What makes this moment feel so ‘child‑like’, as many observers have put it, is not merely the substance of the demands but the tone: the ultimatums, the insults, the swaggering threats followed by abrupt reversals.

Diplomacy has always involved pressure, but rarely has it been conducted with such theatrical volatility. The language of global leadership has shifted from careful negotiation to something closer to reality‑TV brinkmanship.

Farcical melodrama

This is not just embarrassing—it is farcical, disturbing and dangerous. When the world’s most powerful nations communicate through taunts and tariff threats, the foundations of international cooperation erode.

Allies become adversaries, institutions weaken, and global stability becomes collateral damage in a performance of personal dominance.

Davos was once a forum for sober reflection on global challenges. Yesterday, it became a stage for geopolitical melodrama. And unless the tone of international diplomacy changes, the world may find itself paying a far higher price than tariffs.

Spin

The U.S. diplomatic team later set to work ‘spinning’ the stories and the media lose themselves in the never-ending story of political noise.

It’s farcical.

Trump whisperer – surreal or real – wake me up please and tell me this is a nightmare!

Nightmare

Oh no! It’s real

This feels surreal because the language being used around global politics has slipped into something closer to internet fandom than international statecraft. You’re not dreaming — it really has become this strange.

The terms ‘Daddy‘ and Trump whisperer‘ are part of a wider cultural shift where political commentary, journalism, and social media increasingly borrow the tone of celebrity gossip.

Instead of treating leaders as officials with constitutional responsibilities, they’re framed like characters in a drama.

The language is deliberately provocative, designed to grab attention, generate clicks, and turn complex geopolitical dynamics into digestible entertainment. And that is not a good thing.

Why this language is appearing

A vacuum of seriousness: When diplomatic behaviour itself becomes erratic or theatrical, the commentary follows suit.

Media sensationalism: Outlets know that emotionally charged or absurd phrasing spreads faster than sober analysis.

Personality‑driven politics: Modern politics often centres on individuals rather than institutions, making it easier for commentators to use personal, even infantilising labels.

Social‑media bleed‑through: Memes, nicknames, and ironic slang migrate from online communities into mainstream reporting.

Why it feels surreal

Because diplomacy used to be defined by restraint, coded language, and careful signalling. Now it’s shaped by public outbursts, personal insults, and performative bravado.

The commentary mirrors the behaviour: if leaders act like protagonists in a chaotic reality show, the language surrounding them inevitably becomes more absurd.

The result is a political environment that feels weightless — as though the stakes aren’t enormous, as though the words don’t matter.

But they do. This shift erodes the dignity of institutions, trivialises international relationships, and leaves citizens feeling as though they’ve stumbled into a parody of global governance.

It’s not a dream

You’re not dreaming. It’s simply that diplomacy has drifted so far from its traditional norms that it now resembles satire.

The challenge is that the consequences are very real, even if the language sounds like a joke.

Please STOP! Wake up and grow up, all of you – and that includes the media too.